Friday, 28 August 2015

The Coming Red Revolution - I

The Coming Red Revolution  - I

Around the end of the 19th century the US Senate was seriously contemplating closure of US Patent Office, as the wise men then in charge of affairs felt that all the inventions that could be made, have already been made and that keeping the Patent Office going was a waste of tax-payers’ money. A lot has happened since then and one can only guess what these wise men would experience if they were to somehow materialize today from whichever world they have proceeded to after their tenure on Earth was over.

Notwithstanding all these developments over the last century, it will be clear to anyone, who is even peripherally aware of scientific developments taking place, that we are just at the beginning of an explosion that is about to occur on almost all the fronts. For quite a few years now, science and technology have been operating on a resonating frequency, each feeding on the advances made by the other, to push the frontiers of knowledge even further. If anything, one can safely say that the pace of development currently being experienced, will only accelerate further. Where that will lead the mankind to, is something that even the best brains find difficult to state with any degree of confidence.

Compared to the other fields, biological sciences have been relatively a slow moving segment till now but that is not true anymore. A lot of important advances in this century and beyond will come from the field of biology. By most important, I mean the ones which affect the common man the maximum. Aided by advances in other fields like the nanotechnology and computational science, the biological sciences have made astounding leaps in recent years. We have already seen the completion of mapping of human genome project. The possible spin-offs from this are still being enumerated. Gene therapy is one area which rightfully attracts the maximum attention due to the possible benefits in treating Cancer and other diseases. Gene therapy alone will require a separate discussion. 

An important area which stands to gain enormously from the genetic engineering discipline is food production.  I am not referring to Genetically Modified (GM) food which is no doubt an important part of technological advance and one expects that once the initial hiccups regarding acceptability of GM technology are sorted out, it will provide a lot of benefits which will encompass better yields, better resistance to various plant diseases and even varieties which can incorporate drugs and nutrients for the benefit of the consumer.  
Let’s take a look at another segment of genetic engineering which can radically alter man’s lifestyle. A few weeks ago, The Times of India carried an article titled “Bistro in Vitro” - about a futuristic gourmet restaurant, a “bistro” which serves food grown “in vitro” in laboratories. Scientists have already reported success in growing meat in laboratory. Of course, today a burger or a steak “made in lab” will set you back by a few hundred or even a few thousand dollars, but if one traces the trajectory of developments in various industries over the past few decades, one can expect that it will only be a matter of a few years before you will have the option of ordering “inorganic” meat rather than a farm-grown “organic” variety.

We are familiar with “green revolution” which pushed up the agricultural yields substantially and the “white revolution”, which made a country deficient in milk (India) into a milk surplus one. Now this “red revolution”, though still in future, promises to alter the global food consumption, agricultural and industrial patterns in a radical way.

In order to comprehend the changes that such an advance could bring about, we will try to take a look at the demand and supply of meat and meat products and various inputs that go into maintaining the entire chain of these products and also the “side-effects” of livestock farming.  This will give us an idea of the changes that will be brought about by this disruptive technology.  The figures may be a bit dated and also a bit fuzzy given the difficulty in getting the correct figures globally but will still serve to provide us a sense of future.

Consumption of Meat:

First of all, let us take a look at the meat consumption habits. Broadly dividing the world into vegetarians and non-vegetarians, FAO statistics state that approx 10% of the world population is vegetarians with about 31% of Indians at one end and about 3% of Chinese and 5% of Brazilians at the other end of the spectrum. All the rest of the countries are clustered in 7% to 13% range. The choice of whether to be a vegetarian or a non-vegetarian seems to be dictated mainly by abhorrence to kill animals for food as preached by various religions and religious sects. It may not be out of place to speculate that, if general populace were to have an option of having “inorganic” meat, the number of non-vegetarians is most likely to go up. Already in India one can see the trend towards more persons eating non-veg as even youngsters from traditional vegetarian families get “converted” into non-vegetarians.

The 2007 FAO figures places the average World per capita consumption of meat and meat products (excluding fishery products) at 38.7 kgs with Luxembourg topping the charts (presumably due to a large contribution from “floating population” of visitors to that small principality). US of A at 125.4 kgs was  the highest consumer, if we disregard the outlier Luxembourg, and was substantially above the figures of any other developed country.

The meat consumption is showing an up trend of 3% pa. Looking at the projections of population the world population is likely to touch 9.5 billion by the year 2050. If the same trends continue., both of increase in rate of consumption and population,  it is not inconceivable that with general increase in living standards in the developing countries, the world meat consumption could almost triple till 2050.

Inputs Requred For Meat Production :

That brings us to the question of various inputs that are required for production of meat and to assess how the world could cater to such demand.

1. Fodder : Farm animals like pigs, cattle, sheep etc convert plants into their body mass and as can be expected, the efficiency of this process of conversion is fairly low. A pig or a head of cattle requires a feed of around 15kgs in terms of corn and other cereals per kg of their “optimum” weight. This is the ratio of feed consumed over its life time to the body mass accumulated till the point of slaughter.  There would be a further processing loss till the meat products are delivered to the table. Probably it would mean around 20-25 kgs of feed per kg of finished product.

 Globally about 60% of the livestock feed required is obtained in the form of grain (mainly maize) and 40% as foraging. It is estimated that about 40% of the cereals produced by the world are required to feed the livestock in one form or other, about 750 million MTs (MMTs)of 2,250  MMTs of cereals produced are directly used for animal feed and some additional quantity as processed animal feed. The end result, worldwide animal feed industry produced 873 MMTs of feed in 2011. 

2. Water : It is estimated that pigs which make up the maximum share in meat products require about 15 litres of water per day on an average (and the global population of pigs is billion plus).  Animal agriculture is a leading consumer of water resources in the United States. Grain-fed beef production takes 100,000 liters of water for every kilogram of food. As a comparison, raising broiler chickens takes 3,500 liters of water to make a kilogram of meat. In comparison, soybean production uses 2,000 liters for kilogram of food produced, rice- 1,912 litres, wheat – 900 litres and potatoes - 500 liters.

Agriculture is one of the main end-use of water and if present trends continue (in all forms of consumption), 1.8 billion people will be living with absolute water scarcity by 2025, and two-thirds of the world could be subject to water stress. Although there is a vast amount of water on the planet, sustainably managed water is becoming scarce. We would soon reach a state defined as “peak water” which will be the point when we reach physical, economic, and environmental limits on meeting human demands for water and the subsequent decline of water availability and use sets in. .

Apart from land and water, fertilizers, pesticides, labour and energy are major inputs to livestock farming.   
There are a number of negative factors which are associated with livestock farming and meat processing. 

A. Land : Livestock requirements account for the single most important utilization of land which adds to the pressure on land.  As per FAO estimates, as far as cereals are concerned, the cereal consumption for livestock production is about 75% of the cereal consumption of humans. Considering that the total land used for cultivation is about 1.5 billion hectares and the land under cereal production is estimated to be around 693 million hectares as per FAO (2013), it would be possible to feed billions more if the cereal production was not diverted to animal feed.

B. Deforestation and Soil Erosion:  Increased livestock production has come at the cost of deforestation and overgrazing of pastures. Loss of forest cover is estimated to take place at the rate of 9 million hectares per year. That means between now and 2050, forest cover equivalent to almost the whole of India, will have been lost. Moreover, this deforestation is happening in the rain forests and tropics which will probably affect the environment more drastically.  Probably equally serious but not noticeable has been the erosion of top soil due to overgrazing. It is estimated to be about 12 million hectares per year.  On lands which are used for grazing, the loss of top-soil is estimated to be on an average 2 MTs per hectare per year.

C.  Contamination of Ground Water : Excess of fertilizers and pesticides which cannot be absorbed by plants drains of into soil and this ultimately leaches into subterranean water, affecting the quality of ground water. Excess consumption of nitrogenous fertilizers is the main cause of the nitrates in groundwater. The pesticides and herbicides, most of which tend to accumulate in the soil and groundwater add to the contamination of the groundwater.

D : Greenhouse Gases : Livestock generate a large quantity of nitrogen oxides and methane as a part of their digestive processes. There are varying figures of how much is the livestock farming adds to the greenhouses, a conservative estimate would be 10% - 12%, thus contributing substantially to the global warming.

E : Energy Consumption : Animal protein production requires more than eight times as much fossil-fuel energy than production of plant protein while yielding animal protein that is only 1.4 times more nutritious for humans than the comparable amount of plant protein, according to a report.

Tracking food animal production from the feed trough to the dinner table, it was found that broiler chickens to be the most efficient use of fossil energy, and beef, the least. Chicken meat production consumes energy in a 4:1 ratio to protein output; beef cattle production requires an energy input to protein output ratio of 54:1. (Lamb meat production is nearly as inefficient at 50:1, according to the ecologist's analysis of U.S. Department of Agriculture statistics. Other ratios range from 13:1 for turkey meat and 14:1 for milk protein to 17:1 for pork and 26:1 for eggs.)

F : Depletion of Mineral Stock : Out of the fertilizers, nitrogen based fertilizers are by and large derived from nitrogen captured from atmosphere but potassium and phosphorus based fertilizers are derived from minerals which have a limited stock.  At the current rate of usage, although potash stocks could last much longer, it is estimated that the (economically) mineable reserves of phosphates would last only between 50 to 100 years. 

G : Introduction of Harmful Chemicals in Food Chain: Animals reared for slaughter are often fed growth hormones, antibiotics  and other chemicals in order to accelerate mass accumulation. Many of these are not metabolised and their residues are found in the meat of such animals. The harmful effects of such ingredients are probably not fully understood as yet but are quite likely to substantial.

Sea has often been touted as an infinite source of food which can supplement the food available from land, but the reality does not support this contention. The total production from all aquatic sources, sea as well as inland fisheries, covering both fish and crustaceans together amounts to 148 MMTs. Out of this 128 MMTs is consumed and the balance being used as fishmeal / animal feed etc. The aquaculture accounts for 47% of the catch. There is not much scope for increase of production in this area as most of the sea catchment areas are reporting depletion of stocks of fish and the inland operations are adding to both pressure on land usage as well as contamination of ground water.

The conclusions are inescapable. We are rapidly moving to a situation where food shortages, water shortages and poor water quality will be the harsh reality which the world will have to contend with. No country is likely to remain free from the repercussions of issues of this nature and magnitude. Replacing animal proteins in our diet by plant proteins is just one way to partially rectify the situation.

One does not see a sudden change of heart occurring in 70% of world’s population to opt for vegetarianism. Nor is it possible to completely abolish livestock farming, deeply intertwined as it is with a number of other activities like dairy, farming, wool  production and even as a part of agricultural waste recycling, organic fertilizer production and many more.

So reduction effected in livestock farming by switching over to vegetarianism is not going to be substantial and we will only be able to postpone the day of reckoning. The solution lies elsewhere. It is to the hard-working twins, Science and Technology, working in tandem with each other, that we must look for salvation. Meat grown "in vitro" is one solution which promises to help us do that. This is one Red Revolution that we must all welcome and embrace.

We will take a detailed look at the status of this Red Revolution in Part II of this paper. As they say, “watch this space”.

LazyBee aka Shirish Potnis

Note : I have drawn heavily on the publications of FAO, USDA and other  official organizations and of course Wikipedia.  



     

Thursday, 6 August 2015

Hello! Is Anybody Out There?

Hello! Is Anybody Out There?

Stephen Hawking, who requires no introduction and Lord Martin Rees, Royal Astronomer to Her Majesty, cosmologist and astrophysicist, are few of the names which Russian billionaire Yuri Milner has been able to rope in for his project “Breakthrough Listen”. The $100 million initiative launched earlier in July 2015 aims to survey 1 million star systems and  100 nearest galaxies looking for signs of intelligent life.

The concept that we may be able to receive signals coming from space was recognized by Nicola Tesla in 1896 and was translated into action on ground once we developed the technical capabilities of initiating such a search. Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence (SETI) was initiated in 1960 under Project Ozma and the search has been on for the past 55 years.  No positive results as yet which is but to be expected though we do keep on getting false alarms from time to time. The telescopes pick up some signals which do not appear to be random in nature but on closer inspection are found to be arising out of some natural phenomenon. Sometimes these “false alarms” too lead to some fresh insights into the cosmos. It is like finding one more piece in the cosmic jigsaw which may one day help us get the complete picture.    

Project Breakthrough Listen has two initial objectives, the first one as stated to study the nearby stars and galaxies and the second one to design a message to beam to the stars; a message which will concisely inform the recipients about “us”. A similar effort had been done earlier with the Pioneer 10 and 11 spacecraft which were launched in 1972 and which carry a plaque containing information about where the spacecraft has originated (Earth, its location in the solar system etc) and about the species which has launched the craft (about ourselves, numbering system followed by us, the chemistry upon which we function etc) to the stars. Similar message was beamed in the direction of globular cluster of stars M13 from Arecibo radio telescope from Puerto Rico in 1974. Both these were very limited one-time initiatives and the scientific community does not have much hope that these messages would ever be received by intelligent beings.

Milner will be launching a separate Breakthrough Message initiative which will study the ethics of sending messages into space and create a message which will used to communicate with other civilizations. It has been reported that the creator/s of such message will receive a prize of one million USD, so if you feel you have what it takes to design a message which the ET will find easy to decipher, just put on your thinking caps. References to both Arecibo and Pioneer messages are given below. These were created by a team consisting of Frank Drake who founded SETI and my favourite science writer, Carl Sagan.

The current initiative will radically increase the time available for active search for ETI. Currently the time available on various telescopes for SETI is pitifully low, only about 24 to 36 hours per year per telescope. Project Breakthrough Listen will provide thousands of hours each on the two telescopes contracted for the project, Green Bank Observatory at West Virginia, US and Parkes Observatory in New South Wales, Australia.  

Drake who is also involved with Project Breakthrough Listen in an advisory capacity was the one who formulated Drake’s equation to estimate the number of possible civilizations that would be in existence concurrently with us. Drake’s equation, at this point of time, has a number of unknowns which need to be estimated to arrive at even a remotely reasonable “guestimate” . And by “remotely reasonable guestimate”, one means a few orders of magnitude. (For a comprehensive discussion on probability of finding intelligent life in the Universe, readers may please refer to “Intelligent Life In Universe” by Carl Sagan and Iosif Shklovsky. I would have loved to provide more details here but as it happens to all good books, my copy was “borrowed” rather permanently by a so-called friend who was immediately thereafter afflicted with selective amnesia as far as that particular transaction was concerned!)

That brings me to an interesting sidelight. It is claimed that around 1992 that is about 20 years after the launch of Pioneer 10, a stone was found in Kupang, Indonesia which message engraved on it which was strikingly similar to the messages sent out via Pioneer and Arecibo.

In my opinion, SETI program which excludes investigations into UFO phenomena is an incomplete one. As an incorrigible UFO-phile, brought up on the diet on Erik Von Daniken’s books in his formative years, the author is one among many enthusiasts who share an unshaken belief in UFOs  and would dearly love some confirmation of existence of ET during our lifetime. Till now investigations of UFOs have  been mainly the precinct of government bodies and an overwhelmingly large number of cases have been dismissed as sightings of moon, Venus, meteors, diffraction in atmosphere, ball lightning, weather balloons, haziness due to fog and a variety of rare natural phenomena. At times the explanations have looked dubious if not plain ludicrous. It will be fitting if a private organization, which operates with a clear mandate of transparency, is given the responsibility of investigating such claims and either verify or debunk the same. After all why go looking around the empty space with a hope that somebody is out there when you can find a calling card left by ET in your backyard here?  

True, a large number of such sightings and narratives of reported encounters of first, second and third kind, would turn out to be hoaxes, but there are a number of instances which clearly warrant some serious introspection. With the proliferation of cameras and cell-phones, the number of recordings of UFO have shot up exponentially. There are sightings from all continents and although a few hoaxes cannot be ruled out, there would be some which cannot be explained away. Physicist Michio Kaku estimates that at least 5% of the sightings are “unexplained”. There are sightings of UFOs flying along jetliners (both military and civilian) captured on video by competent trained personnel who are not likely to be easily deluded. Readers can check many these for themselves by just searching “UFO” on youtube.  
      
I mention here a well documented case which has been recorded by the US Air Force and RAF officers in  Rendlesham Forest, Suffolk UK in 1980. Here over a period of 3-4 days, a number of officers, including Colonel Charles Halt who was in-charge of the RAF station, encountered an UFO and could experience effects like extreme increase in radioactivity, failure of electrical equipment.  Colonel Halt submitted his detailed report in an unambiguous manner about the encounter but as has happened with numerous other incidents, the report was never publicly acknowledged.

Breakthrough Listen, with its hugely influential team, can surely achieve a major breakthrough by accessing the old files in various governments and establishing the truth once for all. I feel an official  acknowledgement of UFOs and encounters with ET will go a long way in generating support for initiatives like SETI and Breakthrough. 

As a small gesture, you can join in seti@home program which will enable you to contribute computer time to SETI for analyzing a part of data which is being collected. Maybe you (or rather your computer) will be the one who will identify that one small message which will change our understanding of cosmos for ever.   

LazyBee aka Shirish Potnis


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uOfO52dl9k Star map on rock, Kupang Indonesia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUa8u8a6Qeo Michio Kaku and UFO sightings over Alaska and Iran.

Wednesday, 29 July 2015

Playing Dice With God!

Playing Dice With God!

Most of us would be familiar with the Matrix trilogy which brought us face to face with virtual reality. While watching the movie, often one doesn’t know whether Keanu Reeves is in “reality” or in the Matrix. The whole concept of “reality” is made to stand on its head so to say with what is firmly “known” to you as reality turns out to be just some computer simulation.  So once the movie ends, we heave a sigh of relief as the adrenalin level in our blood stream returns to normalcy, get back to the “reality” of the familiar world in which we have been living. But is the “reality” we perceive the “actual reality” ?

Stephen Hawking has conjectured that though our Universe has sprung into existence through a random event like the Big Bang, such an event may very well have occurred in someone’s basement lab. Those in our Universe that is creatures like ourselves, will have absolutely no way of knowing if that was the way our Universe has been created. Or is there?

There just may be a way to find get a glimpse of an answer to this but sure enough the answer could be beyond our wildest conjectures.  Dr Sylvester James Gates Jr, Professor at University of Maryland, in a lecture indicated that when the physicists were working on the supersymmetry of the String theory, they discovered that there was a computer code embedded in the equations, similar to what is found in search engines that run browsers. He has reiterated that what they have found did not just “look like a computer code” but was a computer code of a specific type, error correction code which ensures that the errors that could otherwise occur during transmission are automatically rectified. Theory for such codes was worked out in 1940s by Claude  Shannon who is widely acclaimed as the father of information technology. Prof George Smoot of University of California, Berkeley, astrophysicist, cosmologist and winner of Nobel prize for Physics in 2006 and many other distinguished physicists have also reiterated the possibility that we may indeed be a computer simulation. Some believe that we are just holographic projections, 3D projections created by some 4D creatures. Reminds one of strong belief held in Vedic tradition that the whole world is a maaya that is just an illusion. The boundaries between physics and metaphysics seem to get more and more blurred every day.  

Very few people will have the wherewithal to confirm or negate the theories proposed by these worthy scientists, I am certainly not one of them, so I have provided the links on youtube and you should check these out yourself and form your own opinion.  

The implications are mind-boggling. We, meaning the entire Universe around us has been “created” by someone through a computer program??? Maybe some creature, in another  Universe, working in his laboratory, not unlike Large Hadron Collider at CERN, created this Universe of ours???? Let there be a Big Bang said this “God” and that was that??? However, once he is done with the creation part, this “God” would have no way to communicate with the Universe created by him, at least not by any means understood by us and certainly he would not have been able to create “man” in his image. I am assuming that “man” is a result of a long sequence of random events in the history of Universe spanning 13.7 billion years. I am sure no program could take care of all the eventualities to throw up homo sapiens on the third rock revolving  around a mid-sized star in one of the 100 billion galaxies in the Universe.

As Prof Alan Guth of MIT feels that maybe one day we will also be able to replicate such “experiment” to create a big bang on our own and part of energy poured into LHC will vanish without a trace, leaving us with another universe. And how much mass will be required to kick-start such a universe? Take a guess! Prof Guth feels one gram should be sufficient !!!!! Of course the conditions need to be right.

Such a universe would get pinched off from our universe at the moment of creation and we will have no more contact with it. Each universe will exist in a separate space-time. Maybe by that time CERN scientists would have figured a way to write error-correcting codes in the big-bang program so that a few billion years down the line, in the newly created universe, a set of scientists will start wondering if they were living in a computer simulation.   

Einstein could never come to terms with the probabilistic nature of quantum physics and firmly believed that God doesn’t play dice. Now that we know that God does indeed play dice, maybe we can join Him at the table one day!   
 
 LazyBee aka Shirish Potnis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zDz5BrngxQ Prof Sylvester James Gates,



Sunday, 19 July 2015

Indian Perfidious League

Indian Perfidious League

Justice Mudgal committee which was appointed to investigate the alleged irregularities in the conduct of IPL had delivered a scathing indictment of the people who ran the subsidiary of BCCI as their private fiefdom. Not that BCCI itself is not a private fiefdom. But we will come to that in a while.

An interesting point to note is “mudgal” in Sanskrit stands for a blunt instrument which is used (not unlike a mace) to clobber the opponents in a close hand-to-hand combat. Justice Mudgal was true to his name. He has been refreshingly blunt and seems to have successfully clobbered the wrong-doers.

When the Mudgal report came out, the genuine cricket lovers feared the worst; one could sense that all sorts of interested parties would be working overtime to dilute the report’s findings if not scuttle it completely. Thankfully the Indian judiciary at the highest level is made of sterner stuff and Chief Justice R M Lodha backed the Mudgal committee findings to deliver a Richter-10 judgement.    

Right from Day1 have the powers in charge of BCCI (and IPL) tried to bend and twist rules to suit  themselves, starting from allowing  N Srinivasan to be an office bearer and a team owner. With teams being owned by film stars and industrialists, the culture which evolved was more like a circus or an outing at a film premiere. The format was also attractive to big betting syndicates and what followed was a situation which was dying to happen. Big boys were playing for crores tempting some small players with loose change. Players who had not imagined in their wildest dreams that they will ever strike it so big in their life, must have been easy prey in the spot-fixing game; S. Sreesanth, Ankit Chavan, Ajit Chandila. And this must be the tip of the proverbial iceberg. I don’t think the full story will ever see the light of the day. 

What Justice Lodha has done is to shred the veil behind  which BCCI has been hiding all its affairs till now claiming that no one had a right to question it as it is a private body. It is high time that a public passion like cricket is regulated. All other sports bodies are governed by Sports Councils reporting to the Ministry (not that this has helped other sports much, but maybe cricket with its huge fan-following may have a different future).

Our hearts must go out to Rahul Dravid who has meticulously built up the Rajasthan Royals team, leading them from front earlier and now mentoring the team successfully.  But what can the shop floor manager do if the Directors engage in some nefarious perfidious activities? The players and the support staff of CSK and RR are in for a tough time; the better ones among them will surely find a place in other teams. It is like a company closing down due to recession. The assembly line workers and supervisors may not be at fault, it is just their bad luck that they were with a wrong company and not with any of its competitors who have managed to retain or improve their market share. Luck of the draw, I guess. 

Quite a few things remain to be done. First and foremost is to ensure that LaMo is brought back and subjected to a detailed scrutiny. You can expect more skeletons tumbling out for sure. Let this be a cathartic moment for Indian cricket.  Indian cricket has forever been “managed” by politicians. We can see the unholy nexus operational across the party lines ensuring a “fair share” for all (witness the amicable manner in which BJP and NCP worked together in recent MCA elections). Is there a way by which we can return cricket to democracy by ensuring that cricketers replace the doddering old politicos, who may not be able to differentiate between a googly and a chinaman, in running the game? Or is it too much to expect? 

I am not too much worried about the loss that IPL / BCCI will have to bear if the number of teams gets reduced to 6. Their coffers are reportedly overflowing with various taxes they have been refusing to pay under some pretext or other. The broadcasters and others, if they have failed to build in safeguards in their contracts, may end up losing some money, so be it. They will have to learn from their mistakes.  The team owners are in the game because of the potential profits and not for the love of the game, a business decision for them. So if there is a downturn in business, they should either sell out or bide their time for acche din to return.

Anyway, I am putting in my bid for CSK franchise. The franchise changed hands at Rs 5 Lakhs some time back. Since subsequently it has seen substantial erosion in its brand-value, I think Re 1 would be good valuation. If you agree, please support me in my bid. I can offer my readers life-long free passes for all CSK games if my bid is accepted (valid from IPL 11 onwards)

And somewhere in the DosaLand, the Super King of Indian Perfidious League, the Neversaydie Sourface was contemplating his situation. To his chagrin, he had discovered that even kings have a higher authority to answer to. His empire seemed to be in ruins. His General Manager, who was running the affairs of his kingdom, had been summarily exiled and there were rumours that even the Super King may face a revolt.  The Baron from the western part of VadaPaavLand who had recently won back his baronetcy in the IslandCity* had already made his intentions clear. Dukes from SweetLand and OrangeLand whom the King had ridden roughshod over past few years seem ready to seize this opportunity and march against the King. Another erstwhile Duke who was in a self-imposed exile in FishnChipsLand was carrying out a sustained guerilla warfare against him.

“Thank God” the Super King thought, he had taken proper steps to safeguard his interests. He had already diversified in the international market and maybe if not the local part of his kingdom, he would be able to safeguard his overseas interests.

His throne seemed to be coming off joints. He had desperately tried to cement this piece of furniture, but nowadays with cement mixed with so much of fly-ash he was not sure that cement alone would be enough. He needed to ensure that he could not get dislodged from his throne at any cost. Things indeed looked very grim. But not for nothing was Neversaydie named Neversaydie. He decided that he needed his neversaydieship more at this juncture than any other stage in his life. The throne may have become rickety, all he needed to do was to ensure that he maintains physical contact with the seat on his throne.  He picked up his phone and told his secretary “Thambi, ek container Fevicol order karo, jaldi”.

LazyBee aka Shirish Potnis
19th July 2015

* For an exhilarating account of the travails of the Baron, please read Major Crisis Averted in this blog.

Disclaimer : The above article does not refer to any real person living or dead (unless named specifically) and readers are free to draw any parallels or establish resemblances between the characters in this article and real person/s living or dead based on their imagination.  Nor is this piece an advertisement of any brand or product and users may use their own judgment in employing the products /  brands under question especially when you want to ensure that no one takes your kursi away.  

Friday, 17 July 2015

SW19

SW19

And for a fortnight packed with happenings both on and off field, a few stray thoughts and a few general observations and a few points of view (some of it my own work and some as reported by media)

Like the biggest story this week has to be the judgement passed by Chief  Justice Lodha. But before we get into unsavory off-field deeds, let’s devote some time to the on-field activities which have seen some superlative performances in the past few days.

Top of the heap among on-field activities has to be the happenings on grass-courts of SW19. The weather gods were in a good mood throughout the Wimbledon fortnight and the quality of tennis was excellent to say the least. Simultaneously we also saw an all-round performance by England to beat the Aussies at Cardiff to kick-start their Ashes campaign. This surfeit of good matches meant one had to keep on switching the channels to get the best of action on both the channels. Thank God the Cardiff test got over in four days, otherwise it would have been a torture deciding between Novak V/s Roger and Poms v/s Kangaroos on the fifth day.

Roger Federer made a determined bid for his eighth Wimbledon Gentlemen’s Single crown and it took Novak Djokovic all his game to subdue him.  Federer’s game shows no effect of the passage of time and his backhand cross-court swishes still remain better than the two-handed backhand strokes popularized by Jimmy Connors.

Men’s section remains as competitive as ever and forget the Calendar-year Grand Slam, Career Grand Slams are also becoming a rarity; watching Novak’s reactions at Roland Garros after  making his exit this year, probably he realizes that he is not going to have more than one or two chances to complete his suit. If he can’t manage to do that, he will have to be content with the company of such greats as Bjorn Borg, John McEnroe, Pete Sampras, Jimmy Connors, Stefan Edberg and his own coach Boris Becker, all of whom missed the French connection.

Ladies section, though, is still dominated by Serena Williams who came through without breaking too much sweat. This year threw up Gabrine Muguruza (21 years) who is to be clearly marked as a potential champion of the future in spite of the gaggle of long-legged Russian and East European beauties swarming all over the circuit.

Surprise packet of the show however came from the Indian troupe with Sania winning the Ladies Doubles and Leader Paes winning the Mixed Doubles both in partnership with the Swiss Miss Martina Hingis. Never knew cheese and chocolate could go so well with biryani and machher jhol.  

Little known Sumit Nagal – born in India but now settled in Germany won the Boys’ Doubles  in partnership with Ly Hoang Nam (from Vietnam, where else?). I don’t know if that gives us Indians any bragging rights to add one more junior title to the five previous ones in a Grand Slam tournament (after  Ramanathan Krishnan, Ramesh Krishnan- twice and Leander Paes - twice).   

Leander class cruisers of WWII vintage have all been phased out the world over, but aamader Leander continues his class act and the way he is still playing at the age of 42, I am sure that if there was a Veterans trophy at a Grand Slam event, he will walk away with it hands down.

LazyBee aka Shirish Potnis

15th July 2015

Monday, 13 July 2015

Greece Requires Not Euclid But Archimedes!

Greece Requires Not Euclid But Archimedes!

The Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras had a problem on his hands. His Finance Minister had resigned. Alexis would surely have liked his Finance Minister Yanis Varoufakis to stay back and negotiate the deal with ECB. As an economist of international standing, Varoufakis would have been the best guy to talk to Brussels and structure a workable deal. But then the bankers and economists, rarely do the twain meet.

The simple “NO” recorded in the referendum by the Greeks was easy to understand; after all who wants to pay the bills when rich Germans and not-so-rich-but-freespending French were there to take care of them? Still as a Prime Minister Alexis wanted someone to hold the bag for him and he had a brainwave. Why? He had the very man for this crisis whose name alone would give comfort to everyone. Enter Euclid Tsakalotos. Alexis strongly believes that this Euclid could draw out a solution to the Greek crisis with geometric precision that his namesake had made his specialty a long time ago. Euclid’s solution, Alexis felt, would encompass all the problems that Greece faces. It would be a plain and simple solution.

Of course there would have to be some give and take. ECB would give and Greece would take. Euclid, Alexis was sure, would be able to draw circles around the ECB and get the necessary concessions from them.  After all, if ECB has already sunk Euro 160 billion into Greece, why should it demur from coughing up another 80 billion.  Alexis was confident that ECB will ensure that integrity of Eurozone was not breached even if the members showed no interest in maintaining theirs.  It seemed to be a no-brainer that Greece would continue to enjoy the not-so-insubstantial benefits of membership.

Alas, that now, looks a distant possibility as Frau Merkel and Monsieur Hollande do not seem to be in a mood to accommodate Greece any longer. What Alexis and Greece need now is not Euclid with his planar solutions but some out-of-the-box thinking which is not possible in Euclidian universe. In Euclidian geometry the parallel lines never meet, but here in real life, the Maginot and the Siegfried lines seem to have merged into one solid one.  In the 3rd century BC, Archimedes had the authentic “eureka moment” when he discovered the principle of buoyancy. With ECB declining to provide any “principal” to Greece, what Greece needs today is the Archimedes’ principle for staying afloat one way or the other without going bankrupt. As a first step shifting the seat of government from Athens to Sparta may be of immense help.

In the siege of Troy the Greeks used a “Trojan horse” to get inside the city. They used another trick this time to get into Eurozone by fudging their national data thanks to consultants like Goldman Sachs. Different times different tricks. The Greeks defeated and sacked Troy but the history does not always repeat itself. This time ECB seems to be tired of Greek track record and has had enough of the  horseplay. The odds are that Greeks who have steadfastly refused to rein in their extravagant spending, are most likely to be unsaddled by the stewards of ECB. And now will be the time that they embark on a long odyssey like their hero Odysseus (Ulysses) did after the Trojan War. Ulysses used the same old Archimedes’ principle to stay afloat somehow till he reached the safety of his hometown, Ithaca. Homer tells us Ulysses took ten long years to complete his odyssey. One will have to see how much time Greece requires to complete hers. It is interesting to note that the word “odysseus” itself means trouble in Greek language. 

My friend Guy Wise says it is one thing to be wary of Greeks who bear gifts but Greeks asking for gifts should definitely be shunned.    
   
LazyBee aka Shirish Potnis
12th July 2015



Monday, 6 July 2015

The Day Isaac Asimov Will Turn In His Grave

The Day Isaac Asimov Will Turn In His Grave

Generations of avid readers of science fiction, like this author, have grown up on the lore of Three Laws of Robotics defined by Isaac Asimov. To many of us these three laws are more familiar than the three postulated by the other Isaac.    

For the uninitiated, Asimov’s laws are reproduced below  :
  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
It is easy to see that these “laws” are the ones coined by the human masters to ensure that robots do not ultimately usurp controls of our destiny.  Since the robots till now have been just about “barely intelligent”, Asimov’s laws were looked upon as a mere fancy of a SF writer. 

After Deep Blue beat Gary Kasparov, no one can deny that the computers have a huge computing power, far more and faster than the human brain, but our efforts to make them “human” have not succeeded as yet.

So it comes as a huge shock to read a report that a robot in Volkswagen manufacturing unit near Frankfurt killed a (human) worker. This was apparently not a typical “accident” on a factory floor where let’s say a worker gets caught in a moving part of a machine or gets crushed under another. The report does not name the parties involved but let’s call the killer robot VW5-K1 (on the lines of C-3PO & R2-D2 of Star Wars) and call the victim Karl (most Germans are). Now VW5-K1, who was always supposed to remain behind a metal screen, somehow came out in the open, caught hold of the 21-year old Karl and then proceeded to slam the poor guy on a metal plate, crushing him to death.     

VW5-K1 has apparently been quarantined and is being investigated to find out what triggered this lethal  behaviour worthy of a human being. Whether it was hacked and re-programmed by some co-worker who was jealous of attention Karl was getting from Claudia from the Paint-Shop or if VW5-K1 himself had taken a fancy to Claudia and decided to have it out with Karl or whether he didn’t like the off-key tunes that Karl would hum all the time, wonder if the Robot Resources Department at VW can ever figure out that one.

On a more serious note, one must question if we humans can really hope to control the “artificial intelligence”(AI) that we are now unleashing. It is not really difficult to imagine a time when the increasingly complex world will be run by super-super intelligent computers because human brains do not have enough brain-power, at that stage such computers will quite likely come to a conclusion that in order for the world to function properly, the human race should not be in charge of the Planet Earth.  Leading scientists and thinkers like Stephen Hawking, Bill Gates and Elon Musk of SpaceX have long expressed a view that we humans will not be able to control AI and, quite likely, this will lead to the end of the human race.   

Volkswagen may decide to put VW5-K1 to sleep permanently or disintegrate him totally;  but the chances are bright that “The Rise and Fall of Humans” recorded circa A.R. 75 (Anno Roboti) will give a pride of place to VW5-K1 as the First Martyr in the “Robotic War of Independence”.  I can well picture Isaac  Asimov turning in his grave at not too distant a date in future.     
   
LazyBee aka Shirish Potnis


6th July  2015